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Whose Father Is The Fastest?

Whose Father Is The Fastest?

Whose Father Is The Fastest?
Whose Father Is The Fastest?
Three youngsters keep arguing about whose father is the fastest.

– My father is definitely the fastest. He can easily overtake an arrow that he shot with a bow.
– Well, my father is a lot faster than that. Whenever he goes hunting, he shoots animals and runs up to them before they even fall down.
– You guys cannot understand what speed is. My father is employed in municipality. He finishes the shift at 4PM, but he is back home by 3:30PM.

How To Avoid Your Wife

How To Avoid Your Wife

How To Avoid Your Wife
How To Avoid Your Wife

Smith reaches into his supervisor’s office for a little discussion.

– Boss, my wife and I are about to start some heavy house cleaning tomorrow. She wants me to handle the garage and attic, so I have to move everything around.
– I am sorry, Smith, but I cannot give you the day off because we are short handed.
– Thank you very much, boss. I knew I could count on you!