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How To Avoid Your Wife

How To Avoid Your Wife

How To Avoid Your Wife
How To Avoid Your Wife

Smith reaches into his supervisor’s office for a little discussion.

– Boss, my wife and I are about to start some heavy house cleaning tomorrow. She wants me to handle the garage and attic, so I have to move everything around.
– I am sorry, Smith, but I cannot give you the day off because we are short handed.
– Thank you very much, boss. I knew I could count on you!

Helping The CEO

Helping The CEO

Helping The CEO
Helping The CEO

A young executive was leaving the office late due to some extra work when he saw the CEO standing in front of the shredder and staring at it while holding a paper in his hand. The CEO spotted him and asked for a favour.

– Listen, this is a quite important document and my secretary has already left the office. Can you make this machine work?
– Definitely.

The young executive turned the machine on, then inserted the document. He pressed the start button, while the machine ate it almost instantly. The CEO happily reacted.

– Excellent, excellent! I just need one copy.

The Motivation To Start A Business

The Motivation To Start A Business

The Motivation To Start A Business
The Motivation To Start A Business

A young man came back home after a few years working in a different city. He was talking to his father about his upcoming plans, as well as the idea to start a business.

– What made you decide to start your own business?
– Well, it was something that my last manager said to me.
– Really, what did he say?
– You are fired!